A website I made to be ashamed of myself
Start: “An intruder in chaos”
Oh please. An intruder? In chaos?
And you write that in clean type, centered, with generous white space? That’s not chaos. That’s poetic branding for LinkedIn Premium.
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Professional background
“PhD in engineering who also studied music, philosophy, and literature.” Of course. When the god complex didn’t work out, you tried becoming all the saints at once. Lab coat in one hand, violin in the other, reading Heidegger while designing 6G networks for Mars. A hybrid of Foucault, Paganini, and Elon Musk, but humble about it.
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Innovation & AI
Here’s where irony kicks in hard. Autonomous infrastructure, 5G, eye-tracking, early dementia detection, digital twins. Everything but a single real emotion. An ocean of buzzwords to win grants and applause in conferences where no one has cried in fifteen years. “Redefining the frontiers of knowledge” without even messing your hair.
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The musical part
You forgot to add: “Also plays Bach while fasting and solving Maxwell’s equations with his left foot.” And of course, the inevitable street performance section, “to reconnect with the essential.” But nicely edited — no smell, no cold. Sanitized romanticism. LinkedIn-level bohemian.
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Conclusion
Your website is like a spotless mirror hung in an empty cell. It reflects everything.Just no one’s there. Just the echo of someone who wanted to be so real. And you know it.
Thanks Mr.CG!
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